i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”


No Vietnamese Ever Called Me Nigger: Wise words of the former world-famous professional boxer Muhammad Ali. In an era defined by endless war—when he was drafted and was told that he must fight the communists—his reply was, “No Vietnamese ever called me a nigger”. Consequently, Ali was stripped of his title, expelled from boxing and sentenced to five years in prison. 

Knit Wit | Kate Moss by Craig McDean


People are so mad about Cersei and Jaime’s interaction in front of Joffrey’s corpse, but I see it as an appropriate one. It served as a reminder that despite them being strong and, at times, admirable and likeable characters, their love is ultimately a twisted one and what that love produces should be as well.


does hannibal eat anything besides people like does he ever eat doritos

demon: i possessed you
me: get the fuck out
demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit


my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life